Speaking of quizzes, see if you can guess who said the following:
1. "I only have a small number of spaces and a huge demand for them."
(a) Vin Diesel, the actor-writer-producer-director on his next movie he plans to film in Baghdad.
(b) Reality show producer Mark Burnett, on selling product placement slots on NBC’s insanely popular hit The Apprentice.
(c) Microsoft corporate communications director on plans to invite controversial talk-show hosts to rant on ‘MSN Spaces’ –its late-as-usual entry into blog territory.
2. "Our brand reputaton has been affected nationally. We are determined to find out what really happened."
(a) Media spokesperson for the Sri Lanka government on the international backlash after a journalist was found murdered.
(b) Wendy’s fast food restaurant chairman, on the incident where a woman claimed she found a human finger in a bowl of chili.
(c) Steve Jobs on the new search feature in the latest Macintosh operating system, Tiger, after an Apple employee drilled too far down into documents on the company’s computers, and posted the results on a public site.
Those who get both right will be featured in an upcoming post, with their faces obscured, to protect them from getting too famous.